A cold dildo

Anything physically or socially uncomfortable.

Christmas this dinner this year was a cold dildo.

by NoMyth April 4, 2016

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dildologist

one who specializes in the sale of dildos and or other sex related products.

My girlfriend sales dildos ,therefore, she is a dildologist.

by IDMFKUMFPOS May 12, 2008

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captain dildo

The person that wants to jam a dildo up your ass when you are passing seated people at the movies

"not today, not today, not today captain dildo" - dane cook (vicious circle)

by evansd September 15, 2009

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DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

by nikstuhh August 1, 2010

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A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!

Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.

by mmm delicious May 10, 2005

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