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Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system
Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024
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Millimeter defeater

Joshua Dunn and tiger li has a millimeter defeater
by Luka C October 2, 2023
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Israeli defences

A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.
Israeli defences are pussies
by idkyou4444 October 25, 2023
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Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024
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God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.
"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"
by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024
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9mm Defeater

1: Referring to a firearm (often a pistol) firing 9mm caliber bullets

2. (Informal) Slang used to describe a small penis.
1:
The regularly adressed hoodlum fella of african-american origin, threatened another man with his 9mm Defeater

2:

A: Hey B! Did you see that guy the other day robbing a bank with his 9mm defeater?
B: If i were him I'd use a pistol
A: Yeah, but it was a sperm bank
B: I bet he wasn't qualified to donate!
by LeafyFan1 November 17, 2023
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