Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.

"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"

by Carmen Huber and Logan Mc Phee April 2, 2008

Carron

Pronunciation of Carron car-ron as a girls' name has its root in Greek, and the meaning of the name Carron is "pure".

Associated with: greek, pure (virgin).

Most want to be like Carron.

by Amadrae December 21, 2016

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003

Carrot Girl

A girl who has broad shoulders, large rib-cage, a gut, no butt and skinny legs, essentially looking like a carrot. Ponytail hairstyles add to this look.

"Damn that is a fine looking Carrot Girl over there, yeah she don't have an ass butt them boobs though!"

"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"

by DangerFinger March 3, 2015

steamed carrot

When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!

that girl Lauren just gave David a steamed carrot

by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010

Baby Carrot

A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.

"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."

by allme554 January 25, 2017