craptastic

Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.

Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!

by Teh Phantom240 December 10, 2008

Crant

The only word worse than cunt

I've lost all my credit cards, this is a total crant of a situation.

Ryan is such a crant.

by Linguine September 19, 2016

crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect

her ass was crafted by angels man!

by louster? December 10, 2009

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015

I Like Making Crafts

The specialist kid in resource that just sits at the back doing his/her retarded thing. And says “I like making crafts”

Hugh made his craft in resource, while the whole time repeating to everyone in the room. “I like making crafts” as Brooke took his anal virginity

by TheOG Jeff February 28, 2018

Eat Sleep Craftwars Repeat

eat sleep craftwars repeat

yeah man my daily routine is eat sleep craftwars repeat

by eyebelliscool January 18, 2021

Craptacular

The expreme opposit of spectacular.

Guy1: My neighbor ran into my car.
Guy2: Craptacular!

by Justin May 30, 2003