Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

connectaphobia

The fear of not being in constant touch with the rest of the world, usually evidenced by people who are constantly on their cellphone, tweeting, etc.

It wasn't her fault she drove off the road. She was on her cellphone, an obvious victim of connectaphobia.

by cabot wonder July 19, 2010

connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 June 13, 2011

connecty

connecty- similar to connected; a new word used by hipster Mark Hoppus to connect or join together

Mark- "My iPad twitter doesn't have the blue connecty lines between conversations and it feels like I'm spinning the radio dial as fast as I can."

by hipster4president2016 March 3, 2014

Connecticut

Dense. Very densely populated, and waaaaay too liberal.

Hey, what's it like up in Connecticut?
Dense.
With trees?
No, with people.

by The JuiceTin September 20, 2015

connecticut

absolutely terrible. if you want to die of boredom, come here.

the schools are good, but just about everything else is awful.
the people are mostly terrible, white-stuck-up-bleached-hair-botox-addicted 50 year old women are the apocalypse of connecticut, and their children are their minions.

Help me, I want to get out of connecticut.

by heckinweirdo! May 3, 2018

Connecticut Corndog

The act of taking a pancake and wrapping it around your erect penis proceded by violently jerking the pancake around the phallus until finishing in the pancake, often done with syrup. Best served while warm.

Hey man I fed my little sister my connecticut corndog leftovers this morning. She asked for pancakes and she got them, she later came back for seconds. YUM.

by Berry McCockinnner May 11, 2018