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colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI
Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"
by paul phillips February 10, 2005
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Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.
Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'
by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006
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spastic colon

when colons go crazy
that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon
by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007
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Colonie

A town on the north edge of Albany, New York, which includes Latham. Take Northway exits 2-6 to get there, or take Rt. 9 between Albany and Saratoga County. It borders Albany, Crescent, Watervliet, Loudonville, and all of America via the Albany International (not) Airport off exit 4.

South Colonie kids think there's a big rivalry between them and the north (Latham/ Shaker High) but the north is so far ahead of them they don't even notice the south, as they are too busy fighting Shenendehowa High in Clifton Park. It features Colonie Center Mall, which is a really good mall but can't compare to the nearby Crossgates in Albany. Latham Circle Mall is dying but their cinema has really comfortable seats.

Colonie also features a lot of good book stores. There is a Borders and a Barnes and Nobles right around the Colonie Center Mall (which has a Waldenbooks, which is also at Latham Circle) and somewhere in the middle is Flights of Fantasy, the best gaming bookstore I've ever been to. The Sanford library is also pretty big.

Don't forget Guitar Center of Wolf Road, I've never seen such a big music store.

When something says "On Wolf Road in Albany" it usually means "On Wolf Road in Colonie."
We're hanging out tonight on Wolf Road in Colonie.
by Adrian August 29, 2005
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Colon Yodel

A very, very loud and obnoxious fart.
Aw man, Jack pulled a colon yodel last night. It was nasty.
by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016
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Colin

Your friend who dosent make any long-term relationships but always has a Girl friend. Thinks hes good at games but always gets carried by the other weeaboo trash he plays with on robox.
Hey Colin! Hit or miss, i bet you always miss huh? Got a girlfriend, bet she doesnt miss yuh, she'll fuck someone else and she wont miss yuh!
by The moist duck December 1, 2018
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to colonise

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).
"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"
by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009
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