Clamp

From:- "Clown" (misheard)

An insulting term for someone behaving in a foolish manner.

See also:- tool,spanner,helmet,scoper,spaz,fool,cretin,retard

"Darren, you are a clamp!"

by The Props 2 dictionary August 31, 2004

Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009

C-Clamp

use instead of dropping the c word. in context it will be understood, and it sounds offensive.

drop c-clamp in a class discussion and see what happens

you f*cking c-clamp!

by pwned September 8, 2004

chimpanic

A group of loud, wild, clueless young men who in the midst of a weekend party cause destruction.

The dorm's elevators don't work due to the chimpanic on the third floor.

by untitled user October 16, 2005

Chimp

Acronym for Came Heavily In My Pants. Premature ejaculation while clothed.

Man, that chick was so damn hot, I thought I was gonna chimp!

by billybobfunpants May 27, 2010

Chimp

A monkey, not a chimpanzee in the Jaun

Look at that chimp, not chimpanzee.

by Mr.King September 5, 2013

Chimping

When you are at work (usually in an office) and there are persons banging on about all kinds of shite. Excessive chattering often caused by too much coffee. Sometimes its just one person talking or even singing to themselves with no thought or concideration for anyone else. Very prevalent on a Friday at around 3pm.

"Stop chimping-on... you bin-bag!!!!!!"

by ZEDWARD June 2, 2017