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Philadelphia Eagles 

The NFC Champions that just owned Scaldo and MJs face by beating the Atlanta Falcons and getting into the Superbowl while the Pittsburgh Steelers got owned by the New England Patriots.
"Reporter: It's pandamonium down on the field as the Eagles has just earned the right to represent the NFC in the Superbowl!

Reporter: In other news, RoethlisJewnoseBerger just choked and was destroyed by the New England Patriots. MJ and Scaldo from UrbanDictionary.com have thusly been owned in their face.

Back to you Steve."
Philadelphia Eagles by pwned January 23, 2005

Chelle v2 

1. or Rae

2. Witnesser of Santino Maccari's abs and chest.. which are very toned she would add.

3. Sucker of Wiggity-wiggity-Won's penis.

4. Gets mad orgasms from RPing with a guy named Adam.

5. Licker of gooch
1. Chelle. STFU

2. Are you still talking Chelle?

3. WHAT CHELLE?! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE MEXICAN?!

4. Chelle. You shouldn't kiss Nick like that.. he might pop.

5. Chelle. I have three hundred dollars. What can I get for twenty minutes?
Chelle v2 by PWNED January 19, 2005
A 19year old man that spends the most of his time on IRC. When he's not on IRC, he plays computer games or drinks Absinth.
Wiking je pa zdej na ircu
Wiking by pwned January 2, 2005

peezys_girl

The most beautiful girl found on livejournal. Sweet, kind and generous. Also very intelligent, thus making her prone to being trolled by the likes of the homosexual jameth and his band of followers.
peezys_girl by pwned December 17, 2004
use instead of dropping the c word. in context it will be understood, and it sounds offensive.

drop c-clamp in a class discussion and see what happens
you f*cking c-clamp!
C-Clamp by pwned September 8, 2004

intraweb 

Parody of internet. Used on forums alot. Recently changed to interweb.
I am teh winnar! Look teh intraweb!
intraweb by pwned February 28, 2004

Rake yohn 

guy from CKY who did some really weird things.
Rake was on the news last night...sad, really.
Rake yohn by pwned February 24, 2004