chode boggler

a) one who boggles the chode, and
b) one who easily able to boggle the mind of a chode.

A) Wow, that pleasantly rotund girl boggled my chode last night.

B) I'm a pretty good chode boggler, i tricked that girl into squabbling my chode last night.

by ofshortstature March 21, 2009

Chode

A penis with a greater circumference than length.

I can't fit that thing in my mouth! It's a total chode!
Chodes feel good in my tight pussy.

by xxxcuntcrusher69xxx July 9, 2015

Chode Probe

1.) A very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the anus. It involves either a normally erect penis, finger, medical stimulating electrode, dildo, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the testicles all the way down to the lower edge of the anus. The object of the sexual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of sexual pursuits. However, if constant impact of either an erect penis or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and sexual organs, but may well achieve an explosive orgasm. 2.) The act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).

Gay Sex: "No penetration, just a wonderful 'chode probe'!"

Hetrosexual Encounter: "Raul wasn't very excited until I pulled out my largest, life like, dildo and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. Raul really loves his 'chode probes'!"

Introspective Literary Work: He kept slamming his sister's huge dildo against his 'chode' area for almost an hour. Finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. As he came, the satisfied man realized that his 'chode probe' had definitely paid off!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 28, 2008

Chode Squabbling

The act of squabbing on a chode.

Variation - Chode Squabbin

"Chode Squabbling, in the USA, I've been Chode Squabbin in the USA"

by Tu-Perc2 September 25, 2008

Hammer Chode

A hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, It's nature is unknown by many.. but it gets shit done. This is a chode with potential.

"Jesus! Is that the Loch Ness monster?"
"Nawh,. It's just my Hammer Chode."

by The Occational Flame. May 15, 2010

chunky chode

A faggot who has a head shaped like a penis

Hey doesn't Ivan look like a chunky chode

by Teco ball October 14, 2015

chode academy

A school where you learn about the anatomy and culture of chodes around the world. They are located in areas like Bangladesh and Mozambique.

"It's your first day at chode academy today, isn't it Jimmy!"

by harrisolo11 June 29, 2016