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Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
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Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.
That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.
by piGGman March 15, 2021
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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
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Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.
“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”
by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021
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Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it
by Hihelloitsmoi July 19, 2021
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Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.
Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
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