Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 07, 2021
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Tony

A huge throw in league of legends often accompanied with crippling depression and the dread of getting closer to the end of your life.
Wow that was a huge Tony we just pulled I want to die
by JueGamlepoo November 02, 2020
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