Definitions by JueGamlepoo

Closet Beta Male 

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

Closet Beta Male by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021

Tony 

A huge throw in league of legends often accompanied with crippling depression and the dread of getting closer to the end of your life.

Wow that was a huge Tony we just pulled I want to die

Tony by JueGamlepoo November 2, 2020