4 definitions by Cruciferous
A chick who humiliates good ex-bfs unnecissarily to prevent improving his social status , and claims all sorts of compensation because of his behaviour when he was much younger and still learning.
That bean flicker just stood me up , called the cops and a few hundred black dudes to say I am stalking her after agreeing to mind my pet Komodo dragon while I go out.
by Cruciferous September 1, 2021
A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
Big dumb sex monster = a big dumb dopey fuck who hates that smaller dudes have a better rapport with the opposite sex than them an r usually smart enough to have access to a lot more fun activities as well. This makes the big dumb dopey fucks act like monastery’s so they steal drugs money and just generally destroy they little guys life so he can’t have sex with anyone. They also take the girls against their will and destroy their lives making all sexual activity undesirable for everyone who comes in contact with them.
by Cruciferous August 7, 2021