button glutton

Button Glutton: (n.)pl. -Gluttons, Clever,rhyming slang insult to describe any woman who is a chronic,compulsive mastubatror(mastubatress?)--whether this predilliction is by choice or involuntary.BUTTON is a dated euphemism for the female CLITORIS,CLIT that cites similarities of size,shape,and form between these two disparate objects.Maybe the BUTTON GLUTTONs appeared to be buttoning/unbuttoning their skirts in doubletime? Who knows. **NOTE: I can`t take credit for this nifty,almost cute bit of slang as I am submitting it on behalf of a computerless friend.**

"Damn! BeeBee is always horny as fuck! You know she`s the complete button glutton,dude!"

"Donna called me a 'beat off boy' so I used some Cockney Rhyming Slang on her;called her my old" Dame Button Glutton" (rhyme slang fer me mutton,I fink?)"

by HosMan61 October 2, 2011

button box

Noun: a mobile phone.

Just send her a message on her button box, man.

by PeppersRUs November 21, 2010

Button Buddy

A Texting relationship. With sexual consequences. Any relationship that evolves around typing or texting.

girl: Hey you
Guy: when can I see you
Girl: DO you like KFC?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: You are my "Button buddy", we can't meet up for real.

by danglebutton August 15, 2012

gay-button

slang for a man's prostate gland

My girlfriend freaked out when I suggested to her during a blow job, "Well, why don't you push on my gay-button a couple of times??"

by Qorn36 October 4, 2010

Smile Button

The nose of a sad person. It is used to cheer people up by poking it, forcing them to smile/laugh.

Maddie: I'm sad...
Dave: Aww cheer up. SMILE BUTTON
*pokes nose*
Maddie: *smiles*

by suphomiegeedog August 31, 2011

benjamin button

(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old

Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

by bertabunand2 May 5, 2009

pink button

A cat's anus, usually one that is obvious, such as on a black short haired cat.

As Fluffy walked away, his pink button glistened in the moonlight.

by Kitteniest July 30, 2008