buffer

The chick(s) who sucks the porn stars' dicks in between scenes to keep them hard (rarely the same person who sucks his dick on-scene).

Many porn flicks displays scenes of animalistic sex for up to 45-60 minutes. Do you really think the girl (or guy) can last that long? They actually take a lot of breaks, with several girls coming from behind scene to keep the guy aroused. These are the buffers.

by Rob Ta August 2, 2008

buffer smoke

Smoking a cigarette while your browser is buffering a video from the internet.

Let's grab a buffer smoke and then watch South Park.

by 003Labs June 23, 2008

Buffenbarger

(verb) 1. When one Democrat tries to tag another with the label "elitist," or otherwise employ pseudo-populist Republican-style "wedge issue" politics.
2. To engage in desperate pre-election name calling.

Term derived from the name of Machinists' Union President Thomas Buffenbarger. In a February 2008 speech on behalf of Hillary Clinton, Buffenbarger slammed Obama supporters as "latte-drinking, Prius-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund babies."

1. "It just doesn't make sense for a person with 109 million dollars to try and Buffenbarger her opponent like that--it's not as if she's Norma Rae or something."

2. "I will not be Buffenbargered by someone who just came back from two weeks vacationing in the Hamptons."

by north_aufzoo April 20, 2008

dick buffer

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

Homo-Buffer

A girl who sits(lies, whatever) between two dudes to remove any homosexual fears. Often in a car, on a couch, or on a bed. (in which case massive gropage will afflict said girl)

Dude... we need a homo-buffer.

by jjjjjjjj January 20, 2005