if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

booger

Someone with huge flared nostrils.
Someone with nostrils you could hide marbles or golf balls in.

Did you see the booger on that niggra?
FRIEND; Yeah,he's got more hair up there than Sasquatch
gots on his ass!

by driver_im8 July 10, 2009

Pulling A Booger

My signature move, it is when one puts there hand around a girl, over the shoulders. Whilst in this position you slowly ease your hand underneath said females bra, Kobe!

I had my arm around my girlfriend last night, so I decided I should be Pulling A Booger. She was amused, but her parents didn't enjoy such conduct at the dinner table.

by Boogerhaze March 5, 2010

Booger

(Rude) Snot

Hi, booger!
Stop picking your booger!

by Xenogenesis October 1, 2009

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

booger-piss

snot-like mucus that has been hanging/dripping for 6 - 17 seconds that boogers end up in the mucus and the snot MUST BE HANGING/DRIPPING

There's some onions on the counter the hooker you paid to fuck you makes you breakfast you see her do a line she forgets to wipe her nose chops the onions and your staring at the booger-piss from her nose

by nasal fuck May 13, 2011