if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Booger

A very spicy hotdog made in U.S.A

"Wanna go out for sone boogers?"

by Crystaal_bell July 5, 2018

Dick booger

The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating

Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting

by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019

Booger Bush

When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.

Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?

Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!

Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.

by Stoney69 November 14, 2019

ball boogers

When your cum gets stuck to your ball hair and makes little hardened cum balls

After I fucker her I had so many ball boogers

by Gameatron2020 January 7, 2017

booger dust

(Noun) The crustacious leavings, usually found at the opening of a person(s) nostrils. That is made up of crystallized mucous.

Example: "Bitch, why you be tryna kiss all up on me with that nasty ass booger dust!?"

by Ginabegood February 19, 2014

Booger Digits

When someone has boogers on their fingers.

Get your booger digits off me!

by Bribearatx January 26, 2022