if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

booger

Racial slur for African Americans

"He's a little booger"

by blackish_guard November 8, 2022

sugar booger

a sugar booger is an intimate name you would call your lover/partner or a sexual position

Harold: Hi sugar booger i thought you might want the sugar position tonight
Stella: Of course your so good at being booger

by Pousiey sucker December 13, 2023

bong booger

The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.

1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!

by Bauxb July 9, 2016

booger sounding

when you freeze a booger and use it as a sounding rod

"bro me and my girl tried this new crazy thing last night"
"what was it twin"
"it's called booger sounding it's fire"
"kill yourself"

by skibidirizzlergyat July 15, 2025

eye booger

When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.

"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"

by $kylar156 June 6, 2019

booger swaggler

a guy who has sex with a chick with a booger snatch, aka goober snatch.

dude, you're a booger swaggler! i know for a fact she was a booger snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011