if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

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Booger Bat

Boy you seen the Johnson Family, them some booger bats

by Floncon September 06, 2022

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When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.

"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"

by $kylar156 June 06, 2019

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When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 03, 2020

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A "Bad Bitch".. cute in any state wether dressed to impressed or sweatpants hair tied

"Too bad my hair isn't done & I'm not dressed" - Man it don't even matter you STILL a "bad booger" without it!

by 🙃🙃🙃 February 07, 2017

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Sperm Nut Cum Cream OR Stick substance

Landen what is this long nose booger doing on your underwear.\

By Brody1256

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When a camera is aimed up at someone's nose.

These youtoube videos are so amateur, tons of booger scope shots.

by Richard Normus June 17, 2022

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