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British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.
dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway
by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011
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British Shorthair

The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.
Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)
by MJMegaFan1983 April 6, 2021
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british men

THE HOTTEST TYPE OF PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT
god, british men are so hot and for what
by silverix August 29, 2021
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Boyitis

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends, family and co-workers.
Boyeyetis

"Hey, where's Donna? She hasn't come out for Dinner and Male Revue on Thursdays for weeks!"
"Out with Joe again."
"Again? Uh-oh do you think its boyitis?"
"Maybe. Her mom said she doesn't even go to darts anymore."
by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010
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Britis

1. Noun: Someone who is trying to act like a british person, but doing it badly.

2. Verb: Te act british badly.
1. Noun: The britis will most likely not get the role in the movie.

2. Verb: Man, why are you acting so britis today?
by TeaAndCrumpets1222 January 1, 2012
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british words

The words that shouldn't be words, but us brits have made them words.
Guy 1: "that girl is peng, but her friend is a sket"
Guy 2: "Dude stop using british words, they shouldn't make sense"
by GiraffePet December 17, 2016
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british cowboy

by soinnocentitsevil December 4, 2017
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