Fortune Cookie Bullshit

Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.

"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."

by Matt Kish January 20, 2009

bullshitting

the only thing to be doing. loving every situation and being good at everything.

i was bullshitting a lot. it was easy

by subway.eat fresh June 30, 2011

bullshit

90% of the definitions on this website.

90% of the definitions on this website are bullshit. They're just illiterate douchebags who ruin their lives with drugs and being arrested 30 thousand times.

by A-person_yay April 28, 2014

breezing and bullshitting

The act of moving and speaking very quickly in a moment of desperation, usually when one is experiencing extreme anxiety, or just wants to tell another person exactly what he or she wants to hear. Basically, breezing and bullshitting means to lie up a storm in a very obvious and obnoxious fashion. If you get in a deep conversation while yayed, breezing and bullshitting is common.

I was worried the cop would find my stash, so I started breezing and bullshitting my ass out of the cuffs.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005

bullshit

National Rifle Association.
Ku Klux Klan.
British National Party.
European Union.
Racism.
Sexism.
American Nazi Party.
Most of what comes out of a far-right-wing and far-left-wing's mouth.

Examples, listed above.

by ComradeDmitri May 26, 2004

bullshit

someone who bullshits all the time

-yo,look who's coming
-oh shit,the bullshit express
-yeah,com'on lets get lost

by can142 March 15, 2007

Bullshitler

A person who talks a lot of bullshit. It's a blend of the word 'Bullshit' and the name 'Hitler'.

I can't believe Fred, he's such a bullshitler.

by Eva Braunshitler November 18, 2011