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long beacher

a person (either man or woman) from long beach ny, NOT THE WEST COAST ONE
they live and breath in their own filth, and smell like fish
long beach, a place you should never go.

man 1:"hey what do u wanna do?"
man 2:"lets NOT go to long beach, its full of those long beacher scum bags"
by mercifuldemon86 October 5, 2008
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byzantine beater

The act of first taking a massive shit into the girls mouth and making her keep it in there while you absolutley pound her in the ass with your cock. If the shit fails to stay in her mouth, you stop fucking her and punch her in the face and shit in her mouth again. she must last at least 5 minutes with the "chocolate" in her mouth.
"Damn todd, last night i broke tiffany's nose while giving her a byzantine beater."
by jim pailer November 20, 2007
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Office Beater

Someone who masterbates in an office environment
Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky
by Matt123. December 28, 2008
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wife beater

750ml bottle of beer in Australia.
also see king brown
slipped into some wife beaters last night was a fucking nice drop too
by earthlover42 July 7, 2005
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LS Breather

Someone who purposely attempts evoking "Darth Breather" in order to be recognized as one.

Breathing loudly hoping to get someone to call them "darth breather" (which means: someone who breathes deeply like darth vader) becuase they are completely obsessed with Star Wars, and absoloutly love it when someone makes a Star Wars reference especially when THEY are involved in the reference.

the LS refers to Luke Skywalker from Star Wars, also generally people named Luke love Starwars.
Luke: HUUUUUUUUHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHEWWWWWWW HUUHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

Lewis: Damn Luke you sound like darth breather.

Luke: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

James(recognizing Luke's LOVE for SW): Nahh he's just an LS breather and get that tiolet-paper-roll-cardboard-lightsaber out of your mouth Luke.

Eric: sounded luke a vaccum to me anyway.
by homeboiz November 26, 2010
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bum breather

when someone's breath is so terrible it smells like a fart

can also be used for someone who constantly talks nonsense or non-believable stories. Also know as a sh*t talker
That girl last night was a serious bum breather, I almost puked when she talked to me.

All he does is bum breathe, you can't believe any he says
by slash182 February 20, 2011
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Floor Squeakin' Mouth Breather

Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.
Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.

If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!
by Buck Awesome August 27, 2009
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