barbecution

Execution by barbecue

The inmates on death row at Pelican Bay State are given an alternative to the chair or the needle: barbecution.

Barbecution simplifies the purge process of death row inmates by combining the "last meal" with the execution.

by Jawshow December 24, 2008

East Texas Barbeque Sauce

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.

La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."

by Dr.Girlfriend September 13, 2009

barbecue

When you are smoking crystal meth out of a glass pipe and you burn your finger.

That bitch done barbecue her finger again!

by Diabolikal August 20, 2008

barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.

That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

Barbadeed

belly button lint

i put barbadeed in my friends hair

by justin April 2, 2004

Barbecue Hand

Attempting to shake one's hand with a sticky residue on your hand.
I.e.- Ice cream, barbecue, grease, semen, etc.

Joe - Ewww, what's that on your hand bro?

Ashton- My bad, I've been having a bad case of Barbecue Hand lately.

by Team Jordan. November 19, 2011

BarBeQué

The Spanish version of chopping your penis off (or pulling/yanking it off with a good set of steel pliers), grilling it, putting on some good sauce, and then eating it.

Sam: Hey Bob! Want some of my very own personal BarBeQué?
Brittany: Sure! I would love to taste it!
Sam's sister: OHHH YES Please! Make sure you seasoned it well!

...at the dinner table...

Sam's sister: OMG big brother! This tastes delicious!
Brittany: Same! Best dinner ever!

by ILoveCornAndPudding September 15, 2016