if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Slanging boogers

Throwing wet boogers

She had a nasty wet ass booger and was slanging boogers cuz she ain't have no napkins.

by Readmeagain June 6, 2022

Booger

A small amount of green weed, in the bowl of the pipe.

(Last hit of a bowl)

There's a booger left. There's a booger, you get the last hit.

by bradley aka patty August 22, 2020

Wiener boogers

Accumulation of discharge within the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

Wow he has a lot of wiener boogers, he should clean it

by Mythicalwizard55555 April 23, 2022

Robot Booger

A septum piercing defined by Xander Thomas Beck Meade in 2023

Look at that Frozen snot droplet hanging off her robot Booger

by FunnyJunk2010 August 8, 2024

Belly booger’s

The collection of particles that have formed a hard but malleable substance in your belly button.

What is that..... do you have a belly booger’s!!!!

by Membersofthevulturerun July 7, 2019

Booger

1 name of an annoying little brother who is a twig

Oh my gosh, you're such a booger!

by Löf Creator March 31, 2020