A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.
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Got me a potent Bartini marinating for All-Star weekend. I dropped 10 in a 64 oz Cran-Cherry. It's gon go dyne!
by King_Bartini March 15, 2015
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