Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

bartini

Created in Houston, TX by King_Bartini in the late 1990s, when he ran out of barre. Properly prepared, a bag of jolly ranchers and 5-10 handlebars (xanax 2mg) are allowed to dissolve for a minimum of 24hrs in a 64 oz non-carbonated beverage. Must be poured over ice, and sipped slow; intensifies the taste. In expedited situations, a 20 oz (1 handlebar) may be shaken to receive a similar effect.

Got me a potent Bartini marinating for All-Star weekend. I dropped 10 in a 64 oz Cran-Cherry. It's gon go dyne!

by King_Bartini March 15, 2015

Bartress

Female bartender

Rah she's a fit Bartress

by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016

bartoo

A badass person who doesnt take shit from people

Dang look at Bartoo over there. Don't fuck with him

by Anonymous man anonymous May 5, 2018

bartendering

Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.

I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.

I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.

I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.

by Pandaisbartendering August 18, 2018

Bartenders bar

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.

This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!

by brothersister_creativity October 27, 2018

Bartling

verb; to barbecue, but to do so in an odd way

He has been meat bartling for over an hour now!

by noellllllllllll February 2, 2019