anal dwelling butt pirate

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.

Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.

by The best john ever July 28, 2006

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009

anal openness

the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass

Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.

Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.

Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009

Anal Samurai, Volume Three

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

by alexha December 25, 2009

Amalya

Craziest person you have ever met. A very random person, an Amalya will crack awkward jokes at any moment and will enlighten you if you are too pure. A skilled artist, she loves drawing random tattoos even though she's too young to get one. She mostly speaks in a british accent, but can be serious.

Someone: What's you name?
Amalya: Amalya
Someone: Amalia?
Amalya: ...

by sheepwhispererdogihagp June 9, 2020

anal face

The face a woman or man makes when having painful anal sex, characterised by a wide open mouth or gritted teeth, eyes wide open and general redness.

Doggy style in front of a mirror, stick your dick in that ass and watch that anal face!

by InfiniteL February 27, 2008

anal belch

A very cute name for a fart that sounds violent.

The fat man lifted his right cheek and proceeded to perform an anal belch.

by Larry Ristvedt February 16, 2009