Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...

by Le Handle May 10, 2021

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absobloodylutelyfanfuckingmindblowingtastic

The best feeling in the world everrrrrr. Duh

My girlfriend is absobloodylutelyfanfuckingmindblowingtastic At giving head

This coconut shrimp is absobloodylutelyfanfuckingmindblowingtastic

by Penelope101 June 26, 2021

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Absofucickinglutly

1. said in an absolute tense and adds slang in the middle
2. fucking independent

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go to the movies?
Kimi: Absofucickinglutly

by kimivieve July 5, 2021

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Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”

by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021

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Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

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