Amber Alert

When you find a poop left in your bed by a significant other.

I woke up this morning and Jessica had left me an Amber Alert before packing her things and leaving me.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022

I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

peterpan peanut butter alert

1. one is said to have a "peterpan peanut butter alert" when HEAVILY under the influense of cannabis (aka marijuana)

2. to "trip balls"

DUDE! im totally having a peterpan peanut butter alert!

by Mark Farry May 9, 2008

Allergics

A category of people, who have allergies.

"Who would need an anti-sneezing device?"
"Allergics would!"

by Patrycja Bogdal September 1, 2009

Rainbow Alert

A warning for people who may or may not be gay based on the way they talk, dress, act, etc.,

Old lady: *hears princeton from mindless behavior talking* are you sure he's straight
Granddaughter: *sighs* we'll put him on rainbow alert

by AshesMonroe August 6, 2011

nerd alert

"Urkel" without the black

My scientist neighbor is a total nerd alert.

by Billy Bob Willis October 23, 2003

PTS alert

An alert when PTS are near. Normally randomly stated while the PTS are close by.

Ryan and Mike were on constant PTS alert at the mall.

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005