panda baby

A mixed baby that is both black and white.

Did you know she's pregnant by a black dude? Yep, panda baby on the way.

by Audacious Steve August 15, 2017

panda bitch

A ratchet hoe with mascara running down her face from fake crying

Chantelliqua is such a panda bitch she always gets her way by tears

by bongbongcingchong February 1, 2016

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 1, 2014

post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.

This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

RTC Panda

A panda raging over his gf being stuck in discord rtc

ah shit, discord is pooping itself again. oh look, there is rtc panda

by sure-not-today January 12, 2022

panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

The Gassy Panda

a poop fart porn star

hey man i was on tik tok and found this lady who can fart really loud her name is the gassy panda because of how loud her farts are

by skylarskyskya September 3, 2021