by I'm God July 13, 2008
a terrible attempt to recreate the greatest mp3 player (the apple ipod). it is physically much bigger and it comes in terrible colors, brown is one of them. it is touted for its ability to send songs wirelessly over WiFi, but when the person receives them they can only keep them for 3 days or 3 plays, whichever comes first. its so far been a bomb, and Bill Gates should bend over and suck Steve Job's dick. the zune also supports like 4 times less file formats than the zune
Person 1: man i just bought this zune
Person 2: oh thats gay, my ipod supports many more file formats and it looks about 50 times better
Person 1: well i mean i guess i bought it because i feel sorry for bill gates. i mean the guys company has taken a back seat in terms of innovation and overall creativity, i might as well be nice to the guy
Person 2: oh thats gay, my ipod supports many more file formats and it looks about 50 times better
Person 1: well i mean i guess i bought it because i feel sorry for bill gates. i mean the guys company has taken a back seat in terms of innovation and overall creativity, i might as well be nice to the guy
by Brendan Hans Kirchner March 12, 2008
Newb software that was created to try and compete with the IPOD and got completely butt raped in the process
by L-white July 11, 2008
A shitty ass failed attempt at Microsoft to cry and beat the apple iPod. Hass Wi-Fi for you can "Squirt" songs to the other 2 Zune users in the world, and the songs you get from others are only 3 days or 3 Plays and it's gone. It has Radio, but thats not why you get damn MP3 players. It has a big screen to compensate for it's shitty colors and over bearing DRM.
Zune User:"Hey dude, wanna Squirt?"
Other guy:"Sorry im not into gay sex"
Zune User:"Ha Ha I have a Zune, I can Squirt songs to other Zune owners"
iPod User:"Good luck finder other 2 Zune users"
Other guy:"Sorry im not into gay sex"
Zune User:"Ha Ha I have a Zune, I can Squirt songs to other Zune owners"
iPod User:"Good luck finder other 2 Zune users"
by John McSailorman May 16, 2008
A piece of shit device released by Microsoft. The "awesome capability" to beam music to your friends is another example of Microsoft copying Apple. This technology was introduced IN 1993 ON THE APPLE NEWTON!!! Piece of shit device that nobody uses. If you think, have you ever seen someone with a Zune and not an iPod?
Person 1: "DUDE! I got the new iPod Touch!"
Dickhole: "Well I got a Zune. I trust Microsoft more than Apple. It may be a brick but I can let my friend listen to a song twice! Microsoft is so smart with its wireless beaming technology!
Person 1: "Cunt."
Dickhole: "Well I got a Zune. I trust Microsoft more than Apple. It may be a brick but I can let my friend listen to a song twice! Microsoft is so smart with its wireless beaming technology!
Person 1: "Cunt."
by SuburbanWhiteBoy November 13, 2007
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