by twentyonetimessix September 7, 2009
Get the zoomeofe mug.A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!
Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016
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An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.
The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.
The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.
man1:Oh, that was almost as bad as BME pain olympics.
man2:Shit, man3's got a zoorection!
man3:(hunches over), I was just thinking about your mum.
man2:Shit, man3's got a zoorection!
man3:(hunches over), I was just thinking about your mum.
by captainoflust January 2, 2009
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An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.
An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.
by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008
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by boatppd2 February 2, 2009
Get the Zooner pics mug.Making a fart sound through lip contact on a part of the body (typically the stomach) and exhaling with relaxed lips to porridge the fart sound against the skin of the recipient of the act.
I'm going to give the baby a zoobert, he's going to laugh so hard at the sound it makes! It sounds like someone busting ass (fart or hate shits) real hard!
by HolyDiabetes January 13, 2017
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