Zapata's Revenge

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm

I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.

by keeniej October 31, 2013

zaret

(verb) To ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. This is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogation-like discussion leading to an awkward conversation topic, and/or being reminded to look at "the camera".

"What was your favorite part of the trip?"
"Umm, Diamond District I guess..."
"Tell me, have you met Sara yet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah.. we've been talking for like 20 minutes now."
"What's your favorite thing about Sara? She's an amazing girl you know!"
"Rabbi, please stop zaretting me. It's weird."

by sad victim February 8, 2007

Zapatero

Adjective used to described something gay, underhanded, weak or cowardly referencing Spain's Prime Minister Jose Luis Zapatero Rodgriguez. In his seven years in office, he has proven what a good friend he was to the United States by not standing up when the American flag was paraded past him, encouraging other countries to abandon America in Iraq, pulling troops from Kosovo without notifying NATO, paying Somali pirates, and singlehanded ruining the Spanish Economy. On of his first acts as prime minister was to legalize gay marriage, aledgedly so he could gay marry his longtime idol, Osama Bin Laden.

The one on bottom is so Zapatero...
Look at those two zapatero ancle grabbers...
Cutting and running is so Zapatero...

by Carme Chacon December 3, 2010

Zaletal

Coke head washed up ex-jock

"hey Double J, take me for granted cause i'm a Zaletal"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Zapatato

When you through a shoe at somebody

Tim was zapatatoed by his ex girlfriend today

by Zapadoodle.ah January 24, 2019

Zapenas

1. to have have a huge dick

2. To be a huge dick

1. Man, John has a zapenas

2. Man, john is such a zapenas

by The zapenas March 16, 2019

Zaget

A man with a big face and who yells Minecraft

Dan: “dude look at that zaget! He’s so stupid!
David: “ I know right!”

by Gaga boy and captinunderpants November 10, 2019