50 yarder

Someone who appears to be a banging ass ho from a far (about 50 yards). However when you come closer to them they appear much less like Jessica Simpson and much more like O.J. Simpson.

Guy A: o shit look at that banging ass ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
Guy B: Nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. She a 50 yarder.

by Da Sak September 10, 2006

Yardening

A combination of heavy yard work and gardening.

She was exhausted from a long day of yardening in the hot sun.

She was not just gardening - she was yardening!

by sunshopgirlly August 6, 2009

yardening

The act of gardening every inch of a tiny urban yard with nothing but plants and flowers.

She surveyed her postage stamp-sized front yard in its perennial and annual lush bloom, and saw that all the yardening had paid off.

by muriel hemingway July 9, 2012

Yardening

A random combination of "gardening" and "yardwork". Sort of an A.D.D. approach to getting things done around the yard (or even just BEING in the yard).

If you are looking for me, I'll be out yardening for a while.

by H.A. Person December 18, 2012

yarfed

When the dick enters the puss with force and she screams YARF will a terrible yelling sound. A properly done yarf will cause immense pain and damage to the puss.

On our 3rd date, we started but she yarfed and now she won't talk to me

by S3xd00d December 4, 2013

yarder

Short for "backyard wrestler". People of whom take various weapons that are used to perform acts of violence towards one another in order to win matches.

The yarders went through a hard fought battle in their backyard ring.

by Alex Sedgwick July 5, 2006

yarked

What you say when you prank someone and run away. Syn. (Gotem, Pranked.)

Eli: "Hey! Get back here with my pants!" Edward: "Ha! Yarked!"

by My Rule May 30, 2018