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Wontpower

Antonym of willpower. A synonym is weakness. A powerful lack of willpower.
I have a very strong sense of wontpower and can refuse to not do most things.
by ryatellsastory March 31, 2015
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you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh
by cockjacker March 1, 2023
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It's Wooting Time.

"It's Wooting Time." is used when an osu! player uses a Wooting keyboard to stream a high amount of bpm. They do this using the feature 'Rapid Trigger' which Wooting has made specifically for their keyboards.
"300bpm?? It's Wooting Time."
by MaybePillow July 14, 2023
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Wonton

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
by jay20716 October 13, 2014
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victor wooten

The most skilled bass player of all time. But it is debated over whether or not he is the greatest. The same way Jeff Buckley was a more skilled vocalist than Freddie Mercuary but Freddie Mercuary is considered the "greatest" for his creativity and iconic figure.
by GavinBobJones November 4, 2006
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Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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wont-shutup-a-saurus

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).
Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.
by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008
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