Wonkey Donkey

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.

Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!

by TashaB February 12, 2008

Wonky Eye

A deformation of the Eye, where one looks at you and the other in a competely different direction causing the observer to feel physically nausiated. It is especially common in people from small towns such as Cargo, NSW.

Are you looking at me? I can't tell because of your Wonky Eye

by ap121 November 26, 2010

wonkyu

A complete retard, lacking in ALL basic skills such as speaking, writing, reading. Or a person who isn't mentally retarded, but gives off an impression of total retardation.

Holy crap, my teacher is a complete wonkyu.
Yo that dude ran across the street, what a wonkyu!

by Robert Petreson December 15, 2008

wonky pirate

the act where a male ejaculates in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.

she said i don't swollow, so i wonky pirated the bitch.

by longjohn6inch June 18, 2011

Wonky face

An insult girls named Jacqueline use to describe a dude

You’re a wonky face Abraham

by AVG22 November 22, 2018

Wankly

Performing an action or an event occurring every time you masturbate

My mate jordan watches hentai wankly

by Jowewe261 August 6, 2019

wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.

Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.

by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021