Wisecock

An old, bald Chemistry teacher who has tourettes. Usually refers to doughnuts and old Indians who used to chew willow bark to ease any kind of their pain. If you get on his bad side, he will stare you down. I warn you: YOU WILL LOSE THE STARING CONTEST. He is so boring, he makes you want to eat salty pumpkin seeds and draw pictures of him.

You better watch out: Wisecock is staring at you. You better run away NOW.

by dvb:) December 30, 2008

wikerection

When one is aroused due to the content of a wikipedia page whilst surfing the interweb for splendid information.

Isaac: That information on the interweb sure is splendid!
Donahue: Yes, sir. And it gave me one hell of a wikerection.

by Isaac/Ashley February 1, 2008

digitally wise

Put in to use by the website www.digitallywise.com

It means one is in touch with today's tv, movies, music, and games.

"That guy is definately digitally wise."

by Phooey July 10, 2004

Alcohol Wise

A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.

If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.

by The Real Driller October 7, 2018

cardinal wiseman

A school thats smaller than a green bean and has way too much beef.

"Hey do you go to cardinal wiseman?"
"Lol! You mad😂 never. i wouldnt be able to fit in it😂"

by A person....somewhere January 13, 2019

Wiseguy

1. a wiseguy, a highly ranked individual in a crime family
2. wiseguy, a smartass/Jackass
3. wiseguy, a book by Nicholas Pileggi

1. He's a wise guy, he's untouchable
2. The guy over theres being a real wiseguy
3. did you read wiseguy yet?

by Q.T. September 6, 2004

Wise Cannon

A demeaning term that is worse than being called a "wise guy", but isn't as bad as being called "a young whipper snapper."

Why i oughta give that wise cannon a knuckle sandwich to remember!

by KnuckleSandwichBoy June 20, 2011