Websited

When a poor soul should become obsessed by a certain website whether its twitter kongregate or ever myspace and learns that any social life they thought they had by using this site has been lost because they have become such an avid indoorsman

Guy: "Have you seen Joe?"
Bob: "I saw him in kongregate chat this morning"
Guy: "Poor indoorsman got websited"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

websense

A piece of shit that schools use to block so-called "inappropriate" sites. It even blocks some sites that aren't inappropriate for no reason. It is what we like to call "extreme idiotic censorship"

stupid websense! I cant even use Google Image Search at my school?

by LordSamiam August 25, 2006

websoft

Software for websites.

Have you installed your own piece of websoft for your website?

What websoft are you using?

by Kempo August 4, 2006

wheast

Dry semen.

She didn't shower after I came in her hair so my jizz turned into wheast.

by JiffyPop69 March 20, 2010

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

webspank

verb:
to be slapped with the “admonishment screen” by your corporate server, when attempting to view a social marketing or shopping website (i.e., Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Ebay)

noun:
your punishment for attempting to access social marketing or shopping websites (see webspank, verb) while at the office

verb:
Kristen: I was trying to see if Johnny broke up with his baby-momma on Facebook, but I was webspanked by the company server.

noun:

Nancy: I received a thorough webspanking from the company server when I tried to watch Ray-J’s sex video on Youtube.

by DHAMMER October 14, 2009

Websense

A useless horror that schools use to annoy the living piss out of students. it blocks everything, becuase of the category. once it blocked the news, because the headline read DRUG ABUSE AND HOW TO PREVENT IT..... i fucking hate websense...

Student 1: hey, i need to go on facebook for a sec, its the only link to my parents to say i'll be home late...

Student 2: WTF IS THAT?
student 1: Websense... it completely obliterates the point of internet...

by Grace W. June 4, 2010