doody whacker

1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis

"Son, if you keep touchin your Doody Whacker, it's gonna fall off!"

by Great Grandpa Radar January 1, 2007

cunt whacker

Someone who whacks cunts, a womanizer.

A bastard, player, fucker

Either Positive or Negative.

Went to this party last night and man was i the cunt whacker... (Positive)

Hey fuck you, you and your family are a bunch of cunt whackers. (Negative)

Yeah man you stupid cunt whacker.(to mates)

by D4 January 6, 2004

Beach Whacker

Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5

Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.

by Impudicus July 3, 2019

kite whacker

the stereo-typical name for white people often used by African- Americans in public areas. Another word for white cracker

look at that kite whacker with his confederate flag

by drewslaw the coleslaw May 20, 2010

Wally Whacker

The term 'Wally Whacker' is an object which is used for whacking other people for amusement and objects like Bubble Wrap to prevent it from becoming deadly. The object's name was very popular in the United Kingdom during the 90s and early 2000s.

The reason of the term 'Wally' is because it means a silly or inept person.
It has not become a famous phrase due to the American description meaning penis/jacking off/masturbation

I whacked that Nerd yesterday with the Wally Whacker we made yesterday.

by MoopyMaster August 29, 2017

Weed Whacker

A person who tends to smoke alotta Marijuana.

He smokes 10 joints a day...what a weed whacker!

by DJ Sami July 12, 2008

winburn whacker

one who is aroused easily by feet and results in uncontrollably masturbation in public computer labs.

omg John, the winburn whacker nearly got me.

by Issiacastic April 17, 2009