Waste Numbers are numbers that can be assigned to bodily secretions during times when yelling "I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!" may not be appropriate. Teachers also use them in preschool or kindergarten classes. The first 5 are ones all people can do. 6s are performed primarily by males, and 7 & 8 are exclusively female functions. Diarrhea is not assigned a number because it is essentially a form of #2. It can be called "#2 EXTREME!"
#1 = Urinate (pee)
#2 = Defecate (poop)
#3 = Flatulence (fart)
#4 = Vomit (barf)
#5 = Spit (hock-a-loogie)
#6 = ejaculate (cum)
#7 = menstruate (period)
#8 = vaginal gas expulsion (queef)
#1 = Urinate (pee)
#2 = Defecate (poop)
#3 = Flatulence (fart)
#4 = Vomit (barf)
#5 = Spit (hock-a-loogie)
#6 = ejaculate (cum)
#7 = menstruate (period)
#8 = vaginal gas expulsion (queef)
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "I gotta go to the bathroom."
Preschool Teacher: "#1 or #2?"
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "Numba two x-treme! Life cereal gives me the shits. Fo sheezie ma neezie."
Preschool Teacher: "#1 or #2?"
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "Numba two x-treme! Life cereal gives me the shits. Fo sheezie ma neezie."
by Yobastanker November 22, 2004
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Referring to a person who is so vile in words and action, that it is determined that some poor woman actually wasted space in her womb as well as time, energy, and nutrients to bring that person into being via childbirth. A person who is considered a waste of wombspace may often be a person with narcissistic tendencies or a gaggle of disturbing fetishes that escalate.
"Everyone involved in the decision to mass censor users for exposing a pedophile mod is a waste of wombspace."
"My apologies, your son/daughter seems to be a waste of wombspace and I feel bad for whatever circumstances led you to continuing their gestation."
"My apologies, your son/daughter seems to be a waste of wombspace and I feel bad for whatever circumstances led you to continuing their gestation."
by MeaniePooPie March 30, 2021
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eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005
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Get the Rod Stewart wasted mug.A term used to refer to someone who is so stupid and pointless that their existance is a waste. It literally means that the organic matter that makes up their body could have ben put to -much- better use, such as maybe making a few cats, or some bugs, or even a few trillion bacteria, all of which would be more beneficial to the earth than the sorry excuse for a human being referred to.
by RZ October 5, 2003
Get the waste of biomass mug.is an Arabic word that loosely translates into 'clout' or 'who you know'. It refers to using one’s connections and/or influence to get things done, including government transactions such as the quick renewal of a passport, waiving of traffic fines, and getting hired for or promoted in a job.
Example:
one guy is looking for a job at some company and he is more then qualified to get the job.
then a second guy who no experience at all and he gets the job.
The first guys asked a worker, why that the second guy gets the job.
the worker reply he cousin is a manger in the department.
the first guy said ahh i see he got wasta.
one guy is looking for a job at some company and he is more then qualified to get the job.
then a second guy who no experience at all and he gets the job.
The first guys asked a worker, why that the second guy gets the job.
the worker reply he cousin is a manger in the department.
the first guy said ahh i see he got wasta.
by styles373 November 9, 2010
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