wanlessing

Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.

"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."

"What's that?"

"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"

"No"

"Don't Google that"

They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.

by vego August 10, 2012

Wanky House

Wanky house is a definition used to describe a rubbish to average collection of beats and synth lines around 120-130bpm. Whilst a lot of house music is well produced, interesting and makes for highly pleasurable listening, Wanky House is of poor quality, boring and one ‘tune’ is highly indistinguishable from the next. It is usually only made and listened too for the sake of making and listening to house music. Producers of Wanky house usually only use the pre-sets supplied with the torrented copies of Fruity Loops they possess and will only throw in a Vengeance sample if they are feeling adventurous. Listeners of Wanky house usually do so via Youtube rips and low bit rate torrents, further lowering the quality, and are regular takers of ketamine. They also believe that the music they listen too ‘Is real deep man’.

Oh look, Jack is listening to wanky house again...

This Dj is playing wanky house..

by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012

Wally Up a Brisco

Verb. A general reaction to being fired, dumped, or dissed in which the offended party embarks on an alcohol-fueled revenge plot involving legal recourse, defamation, and even violence or vandalism.

Employee #1: Hey did you hear Pat got the ax? HR came up and watched her clean out her desk!

Employee #2: Damn, dude. I bet she's gonna wally up a brisco.

by nikolabc March 13, 2013

wallychops

British slang portmanteau of "wally" (a stupid person) and "mutton-chops" (sideburns facial hair), especially when referring to a pompously-bearded narcissistic authority figure with a stick up their arse.

"Sgt. Wallychops is an absolute plonker!" (said of a dimwitted traffic constable)

by Bezzle Bedeviled February 20, 2020

wanglypangly

When one pangles there wangle.

man: hey gorl wanna do some panglywangly later.
gorl: piss off.
wanglypangly is when your penis is touched or rubbed.

by jaqpp October 28, 2020

Wallycommentary

Chaotic and funny. Confident and stays up for other people and rights. Very strong woman.

"Wallycommentary is so strong!"

by sammy is not homo July 11, 2021

cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020