Brown's Big Wanger

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

by dablord107 April 21, 2019

Bus Wanker

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past.

I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car.

by ed18 May 2, 2009

Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009

wander poke

Wander Poke :

Verb.

The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.

by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022

Wanjiru

The prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She may come across as shy or aloof. It takes her time to warm up to new people. Underneath the rbf is the kindest sweetest girl. Her body is banging. Her physical beauty though stunning cannot match her inner beauty. She's loyal and very smart. Her kindness is unmatched. However be prepared for the drama. Shes very dramatic but it comes from a good place.

Have you seen that gorgeous babe across the counter? She must be a Wanjiru.

by Dexterious June 8, 2022

Late Wanker

The action of masturbating to pornography, and ejaculating at a scene when the male characters face and/or body is only shown.

Dude, yesterday, I was beating off, and I became a late wanker... It was all over the guys face...

by Justin Herr March 17, 2017

Banter wanker

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.

Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?

by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019