Blair Waldorf

Blair Cornelia Waldorf is the main character of Gossip Girl. Leighton Meester, who portrays the character in the television series. She is described as an alluring brunette.

The story primarily follows Blair Waldorf and her friend Serena van der Woodsen during their years in high school and college.

by dairlena August 11, 2012

Jersey Wahoos

One of the shittiest pools you will ever lay eyes on. Hell hole for people who swim here year round. Quite honestly one of the most drama filled teams you will ever meet. Has a guys team filled with assholes. Once you are there you can never leave. Known for sucking the lives out of innocent children. All the nice girls here eventually turn into hoes.

Boy: "Man that girl slept with him and his friend"
Boy 2: "Damn she must be from Jersey wahoos."

Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Swimmer: "No i have fucking swim practice at Jersey Wahoos"

by summerlists August 23, 2009

Waldo

Sorry, Definition Not Found.

Where the f*** is Waldo's definition!?

by xWALDOx November 2, 2009

wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

by wolly October 23, 2013

Good_Guy_Wahoo

Popular streamer crazylitteldude's partner in crime. Streams occasionally and has an elite moderator squad.

Oh look Good_Guy_Wahoo is malding again...

by techsupportbtw October 6, 2021

waldo

that fucker that i can never find. damn you waldo!

Wheres waldo? ??????

by L. Camac February 1, 2005

Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

by MDen May 14, 2009