wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

wakeyba

Wakeyba is a smart, out going and all around amazing person to be around! She's in a class of her own, yet loving, respectful and kind! She's a great listener with the only the truth to tell!;

That's a hell cat on wheels, that's a Wakeyba!

by All woman December 21, 2016

wakeyria

Kind person, non judgmental, willing to help others, and calm.

Wakeyria is calm.

by Kieshag March 13, 2017

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Wakey Snack

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018

Wakes

Very pro critical ops player, he gets only one taps and everyone would like to lick his very good toe

Wakes a pro.

by Wakes August 18, 2018

wakesho

A very gorgeous smart and beautiful lady who likes roasting Victor Kigen(aka Victhe_1).
She's as well bubbly charming and easily lovable but mpende at your own risk

Wakesho

by @Underdog November 24, 2021