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false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.
Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.
by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010
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Wake Up Hustlers

The precursor to getting the bread. This statement must be proclaimed before any bread is gotten to awake the hustlers, and alert them that bread will soon be gotten. The hustlers must be awoken to get said bread.

1)
This term can be used to alert the hustlers that it is time to rise (wake up), and will soon be time to go to work (to get that bread).

2)
Can also be used in a similar way as marco polo, call and response.

3)
Can also be used to alert the hustlers that some Boonk gang type shit will soon commence and to prepare one self. This term can loosely be used for a plethora of scenarios such as, alerting the hustlers that they will soon commence drinking and Get Lit, it can also mean that they will soon commence boolin so hard that there is a potential to get lost in the sauce.
1)
Ben "Wake up hustlers"
Adam "Is is bread season already?"

2)
Adam "wake up hustlers"
Ben "lets get this bread" *in response*

3)
Adam "wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Jon *runs to sleeping grandmothers door and pretends to kick it in* (because he was alerted by a fellow hustler that the time to get bread had risen and was doing some boonk gang shit) ( which would in turn get him in trouble)

Ben "Wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Adam *grabs bottle of liquor and takes a large pull*
by Don Soggy September 21, 2018
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wake up call

an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action
The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.
by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2009
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wake up and smell the roses

To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.
"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."
by anon4444 September 11, 2013
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Wake Up Sex

The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"
by fnky January 25, 2006
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wake up

You forgot to do your math homework? You gotta wake up doug.
by crizzly bear May 17, 2007
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Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.
by sakura_ja July 26, 2010
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