vulvaholic

someone who is addicted to vulva

"why are you in rehab garry" asked ginner
"i am a vulvaholic" replied garry

by ginner December 26, 2008

vulvalicious

something so amazing that you could fill three vulvas with spunk from your pulsating love wand.

Thanks mum, that meal was vulvalicious.

Guy 1: "how are you?"
Guy 2: "Great! I got vulvalicious grades in ancient hitory"

Tony the tiger: "Eat frosties; theyyyyyyy'rrrrrrreeee vulvalicious"

by cuntoids February 25, 2010

Vulcan Gooch Grip

Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.

The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.

by darkass November 22, 2005

Vulcan

In Roman mythology, the god of fire.
Greek equivalent: Hephaestus

Although these days the term Vulcan is most commonly used to refer to a (fictional) Star Trek race, it has its originations in Roman mythology.

by Jonathan Archer March 9, 2005

Vulcan

A race of pointy-eared ancient humanoids, the most famous of whom is Spock, from a planet of the same name in the Star Trek series. The word could also be used by James T. Kirk to express shock or disbelief in any of Spock's logical thoughts or behaviors that were not clearly comprehended by the Captain.

Kirk: "Doctor, go ask that green slimeball thing if it's possible a human being could have sex with its species."

Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"

Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."

Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"

by dookeyboy December 5, 2010

Blue Vulva

The female equivalent to Blue Balls.

Blue Vulva happens when the female is sexually excited for an extended period of time without climax. Normally going away on its own it can cause discomfort or even pain prior to dissapating. One can also release the pressure by climaxing / having an orgasm.

The blood vessels of the genitals swell upon sexual excitement; prolonged excitement without corresponding release causing the condition. The "trapped" blood may cause the genitals to take on a darker hue.

After a full day of the Thunder from Down Under, strip clubs, and a sensual massage, Bullah had been aroused for nearly 18 hours and ended up with Blue Vulva.

by UDJohnnyO August 12, 2011

Happy Vulcan

Hold up a womans ears in a pointy fashion so she looks like a vulcan while she is giving you a blow job.

She was giving me a blow job when I grabbed her ears and when she turned her head upwards she looked like a Happy Vulcan.

by Mick Taylor September 21, 2006