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deja voodoo

the feeling you get when someone jinxes you, and you swear it's been done before, but you can't remember where or when.
tammy: boy, i've had this burning, stinging sensation in my back for an hour now.
sammy: maybe you should see a doctor?
tammy: i thought about it, but i've had this pain before; it's like someone's poking me with a giant pin.
sammy: well then, you do need a doctor-a witch doctor!! maybe he can remove the curse that's been put on you. you say you've had this pain before?
tammy: yeah, a couple of times. last time was when i broke up with hammie again; all of a sudden i had these terrible shooting pains.
sammy: you know, hammie practices witchcraft and other dark arts. perhaps he made a voodoo doll of you, and every time the two of you get into it, he goes home and sticks it with needles.
tammy: so you think this is a case of-
sammy: -that's right, tammy. you're suffering from deja voodoo.
tammy: can it be treated?
sammy: not with western medicine. you must travel to haiti and see a witch doctor; he'll set you right.
*meanwhile, in another part of town, hammie has grabbed another needle......*
by earpuller July 19, 2006
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voodoo

That Voodoo got me FUCKED up last night son
by brownsac December 3, 2010
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voodoo glow skulls

A ska-core band started back in 1992. Originally, they were a punk band. After one indie record, they set camp at Epitaph Records and put out several good records. After their sax player quit in the early 2000's, and Epitaph dropped them from their line up, they moved to Victory records and put out one shitty record (Steady As She Goes) and one worth listening to (TRADICIÓN, ADICCIÓN, REVOLUCIÓN).
Good Christ, I miss the Voodoo Glow Skulls' sax player.
by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005
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Voodoo Doll

A deeply disturbed version of a pincushion, but of the single mom variety. Prefers men involved or married to seek revenge for her own failed marriage at the hands of her own unfaithfulness. Will take on a relationship, but only for monetary purposes such as vacations and bills. Nothing distracts her from keeping her voodoo doll status current.
Paulie; "I can't believe she stepped out on me after all this time."
Brian; "Dude, before you started dating Peg I told you she's a Voodoo Doll."
Two strangers at the bar in unison; "Amen! You're preaching to the quire."
by Millbridge99 September 10, 2012
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Voodoo doll

Despite the typical Hollywood stereotype, "voodoo" dolls are almost never meant to harm others. It also thought to be 'black magic', or the creepy stuff you see 'witches' doing on tv. No, its not like that at all.

The dolls didn't actually originate from the Afro-Caribbean traditions. They are actually a European practice that is meant to heal certain areas of the soul or body by picking them with pins from a doll, or poppet, and sending energies to the other person or being.
"Mary felt bad for her friend, May, who just broke her leg; she decided to heal her with a voodoo doll."
by witch bitch July 7, 2014
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voojoo

The act of licking a bitches red juice.
"What a heavy flow! imma lick that voojoo."
by Laurtis April 24, 2010
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montezuma voodoo

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.
He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.
by lord January 17, 2005
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