Vermont is a great place to visit, lots of things to do like ski and sightsee. Living here sucks though, it is mostly populated by Rednecks and
pot smoking hippies, both of which are in overabundance. If your a moderate, VT SUCKS!!! Vermonters need to go to NJ to learn how to drive, 65 MPH really means 80 MPH you jackasses, and people wont get out of your way on the highway no matter how much you tailgate them or give them the finger.
Girls up here are hit and miss, if your lucky enough to find one that shaves there legs, that means they are either a
redneck (stay away) or
semi-
hott. Nothing like Jersey
Girls. Summer sucks, rains every
day. VT'ers think they are better than every other state, mostly because they havent seen other states. VT has a ridiculously high
tax rate, and lots of poor people. Nowhere near as nice as a real state like New Jersey. Oh, and there are a bunch of dumbass hippies who started a movement to secede from the union. Unless you want to ski here stay away, AND DONT TALK TO THE LOCALS.
Vermont 'er-Our state is so great, we have no billboards and nothing to do.
NJ'er- This place sucks, rains
everyday, and you fucking hippies need to
learn how to drive. Lets go and have some real fun at the Jersey
Shore!