Blue collar degenerate trash, with more pride for their state, than to welcome outsiders... hence drying out their own economy. One who will offer you their unsolicited opinion, and unwanted advice. Liberal to a fault, offering leniant penalties or "rehab" to sex offenders, while providing welfare to unemployed drug pushers. Someone who dumps their trash on the roadside. One who overfishes, overhunts, and undercompensates for what they take. Mostly over the age of 65, driving younger generations out of state with their stubborn ways. Some hardworking. Some very friendly. Others, cold and unsociable. A welfare charity case. An inbred. A woodchuck. Their pride in Phish is as tired as the band's music. Unable to cope with the fact that their state is nothing more than America's retirement home; where people come to regail at the colorful leaves and enjoy Ben & Jerry's icecream once a year. They grow good pot. They brew great beer. Willing to settle for less. A walking, talking, fucking oxymoron of a disaster of a human being.
Let's move to Vermont. Nevermind, Vermonters hate everyone out who wants to live there. Let them remain one of the 5 poorest states in the U.S. and harbor pedofiles then. Watch out for that that washing machine someone left by the roadside!
by AVermonter July 23, 2009
A horrible state where horrible people are from. Everyone is so behind in fashion, pop culture and everything else. No one has cable, they all smoke pot and ruin normal people's lives. Vermont is the only state in the country that worships Grace Potter. (If you don't know who she is, you are not from vermont) Anyone who is not a redneck, hick, or hippie hates it.
by Vermont Hater November 13, 2011
Save haven to pests of all kinds such as hippies, hicks, hillbillies, and homos. Prides itself on cheese, maple syrup, and ice cream, so fat people, take your self-consciousness-driven anger out on any Vermonter you see. Otherwise known for having nothing going on. Sales tax does exist there, but who cares, anyone with money to spend stays FAR away. Also has group of residents who want to willingly secede and create an independent country. Let 'em go. When we annex Cuba, we'll have an even 50 again.
Vermonter: I had nothing to do all year, so I decided to shoot up road signs, ride my snomobile, hunt, and drink cheap beer.
Other Vermonter: I'm in a perpetual acid flashback, and am under the impression that you have just sprung a third arm which is attracting all the woodland creatures.
3rd Vermonter: I'm a carpet muncher
Other Vermonter: I'm in a perpetual acid flashback, and am under the impression that you have just sprung a third arm which is attracting all the woodland creatures.
3rd Vermonter: I'm a carpet muncher
by SitreadyRow March 28, 2009
by 0000 October 16, 2003
Vermont, a place with a bunch of hillbillies and hippies live, there are more cows than people, and half the people here dont use deoderant and colonge,
Person 1 - Hey are you from Vermont
Person 2 - Yea Why?
Person 3 - You smell, are you not using deoderant?
Person 2 - Yea Why?
Person 3 - You smell, are you not using deoderant?
by nananananananananananananana July 18, 2012
by Ram Seaney January 10, 2017
the worst place on earth to live. no one is here (unless you're up by burlington), no people, 45+ minute drives to anywhere.
at least we have cabot, bernie sanders, maple syrup, and the god send, ben and jerry's
at least we have cabot, bernie sanders, maple syrup, and the god send, ben and jerry's
by rainxyxo August 20, 2020