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Vermonted
To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
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Send the Vermont
When you want a female to send you the Vagina and Tit pic, you cordially ask her to send you the Vermont (VT).
Girl, you got me in a certain state... and I think we're ready to cross state lines... can you send the Vermont (VT)?
Send the Vermont by Rubberdicky September 17, 2017
Vermont
Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed
Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!
Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.
Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!
Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.
Vermont by DanTheLongHairedMan April 2, 2019
Vermont Tattoo
While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.
Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.
Vermont Tattoo by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010
Vermont
Vermont by teflondicky December 28, 2005
vermonting the door
vermonting the door by Double Z September 29, 2021
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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