vermonter 

People from the state of Vermont. True Vermonters have been living in Vermont for at least seven generations. Does not include lame New Jerseyite/Connecticut/Massachusett transplants and annoying out-of-stater UVM students. real Vermonters are not hippies. Real Vermonters hose tourists and laugh at them when they gawk at leaves.

"That kid is throwing green apples at those Jerseyites. She must be a Real Vermonter."
"My Great Grandmother x 8 generations came to Vermont from Wales. I'm a Real Vermonter."

vermonter by ch1ckad33 June 16, 2007

vermonter 

one who lives in vermont. must have love for the maple leaf, phish, and subarus. does not include UVM out of state students who suddenly have vermont pride after one semester of getting stoned in burlington. see woodchuck.

the vermonter kindly used his tractor to plow main street after a record snowfall of two feet in eight hours.

vermonter by vermontgirl April 20, 2005

Vermonter 

A Vermont'er is typically undeniably rude. Aloof to a fault, their family dates back at least twelve generations in their precious state. Generally speaking, this person will tell you exactly what they think of you while not making eye contact. Of course, all of this will be unsolicited, and will render you to a state of confusion until the next insult arrives (likely to be soon thereafter). While you are having an out of body experience wondering why the hell you moved to Vermont, the Vermont'er will be smiling in your face at inappropriate times and collaborating with their native born cronies. As a native born jerk, he or she will be sporting expensive clothes and shoes and shopping at over-priced food stores even though they make $12 per hour and finance a Prius. Still, they will be able to out compete in the job market because they are likely to be someone's brother, sister, wife, daughter, etc. A Vermont'er is a lot of things, but friendly, sociable, respectful and worldly do not have a share in these 'things.'

My Vermonter coworker still does not look me in the eyes or greet me--hell, he does not even know my name after three years!

I sure wish I was a Vermonter so that my coworkers would stop locking me inside the closet during my lunch break.

Vermonter by cantwaittoleave November 9, 2013

Vermonter 

Blue collar degenerate trash, with more pride for their state, than to welcome outsiders... hence drying out their own economy. One who will offer you their unsolicited opinion, and unwanted advice. Liberal to a fault, offering leniant penalties or "rehab" to sex offenders, while providing welfare to unemployed drug pushers. Someone who dumps their trash on the roadside. One who overfishes, overhunts, and undercompensates for what they take. Mostly over the age of 65, driving younger generations out of state with their stubborn ways. Some hardworking. Some very friendly. Others, cold and unsociable. A welfare charity case. An inbred. A woodchuck. Their pride in Phish is as tired as the band's music. Unable to cope with the fact that their state is nothing more than America's retirement home; where people come to regail at the colorful leaves and enjoy Ben & Jerry's icecream once a year. They grow good pot. They brew great beer. Willing to settle for less. A walking, talking, fucking oxymoron of a disaster of a human being.

Let's move to Vermont. Nevermind, Vermonters hate everyone out who wants to live there. Let them remain one of the 5 poorest states in the U.S. and harbor pedofiles then. Watch out for that that washing machine someone left by the roadside!

Vermonter by AVermonter July 23, 2009

Vermonter 

Horrible People.

Maya: Eww I hate vermont.

Jen: Thats cause Vermonters are all demons.

Vermonter by vermont hater November 13, 2011

vermonter 

Stoners.. the coolese people ever who live in the best state ever.

Dude.. lets go get stoned...cause we are vermonters with the best stuff

vermonter by Shibby Jehinksonziski December 28, 2005

the vermonter 

The Vermonter is a sexual position in which you do it doggy style while wearing birkenstocks in the back of a Subaru.

Oh man, I just picked this girl up from the maple trees and we did the vermonter

the vermonter by GoodStuff July 7, 2015