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Vegetarian

Vegetarians are people who choose to not eat meat for certain reasons, such as religion, ethics, or simply because they do not like the idea of 'eating flesh'.

Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.

It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.

There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Normal Vegetarian: I'm a vegetarian because I chose to be.
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.

Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
by xTownx December 15, 2008
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Vegetarian

Vegetarian-Hi is there a vegetarian option?

Waiter-Of course...You can fuck off!
by comminsar November 14, 2009
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Vegetarian

A bad hunter. One who subsists on not food, but the things that food eats.
"The vegetarian must rely on slower prey such as the broccoli and carrot."
by Joemoee December 20, 2008
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vegetarian

people who believe, for health reasons, that eating American-sized portions of meat contributes to heart disease and other disgusting ways to die

... and/or

people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems

... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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vegetarian

A non-meat eater. Chooses not to eat meat for various reasons. Not to be confused with vegan. May still eat eggs, cheese, chocolate, and drink milk. Usually doesn't wear leather. Most vegetarians accept that not everyone is a vegetarian like them, and most accept others eating meat.
Even though I am a vegetarian, I don't down other people for eating meat.

Jean: Thanks for the meatless food.
Hunter: OMG, you are a vegetarian. I am still going to eat

meat.
Jean: Okay.
Hunter: Okay? You must be a broken vegetarian. You

aren't even going to tell me that you hate me or

preach to me to not eat meat?
Jean: Nope. It's your choice to eat meat. I'm not going to

try to sway your decision.

Hunter: Okay. Good.
by adriennesmileybear April 25, 2010
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vegetarian

A common word used in the description of Onision our cuck king
"Puny meat eaters are inferior to our vegetarian cuck king Onision. You are likely to die faster fools"
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vegetarian

a person woh eats no meat or poultry products. and on most parts wears no fur or leather. NOT THE SAME THING AS A VEGAN!
a: "oh. so you're vegan?"
b: "uhh. o im a vegetarian. they are two completly different things"
by the little mermaid July 28, 2006
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