Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

Vasilis

A very hot male with a sexy body and very successful in life. All the girls love him and would like to sleep with him. Also he is a very talented player at football (soccer)

I would love to be a vasilis

by Vasilis November 20, 2020

Vasya Pupkin

Famous Russian hero, rocket scientist, kick boxer, chess champion, jet fighter pilot, smart and hard as dick, scores a woman every day, balls of steel, real manly man. His arsenal of weapons include tsar bomba launcher, double barrel ak-47, antimatter fusion doomsday device, 30 inch ass pounder and deadly bruce lee farts. He will blast you off to tiny subatomic particles.

Bruce Willis: "Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"
Samuel Jackson: "Shut up, do NOT anger Vasya Pupkin"
Bruce Willis: "Uh, sorry, my bad."

by russki hui April 8, 2007

vaseline

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths

by DoOsHtArD September 4, 2004

the vaselines

The Vaselines are a punk rock band from Scotland in the late 1980's that heavily influenced Nirvana

"Gun, gun, son of a gun, you are the only one, and no one else will take my place."

by epher April 23, 2005

With no vaseline

Expression which mean, you gonna show, do something or teach someone a lesson, the hard way.

Robert -What really happened between you and my girlfriend last night?
Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline.

Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2
James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.

by New_Born December 15, 2008

Vasilis lms

Vasilis lms is a average height dude with an insanely horrendous haircut and a shitton of acne. Your girlfriend will most likely call him cute though, but besides that hes a fucking loser

Dude where does vasilis lms get his hair cut? I wish i knew so i don't go there

Have you heard of that vasilis lms guy?
Yeah what a fucking dickhead

by SwkosEnasKaiMonadikos April 9, 2021