valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

by Martar October 7, 2008

Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valentina

True definition of cuteness. You'll probably think it's just a bright light, but no its Valentina. Valentina is a pretty, sweet, and loving girl that would not give me another chance.

"Yo Evan, do you see that shiny thing?"

"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"

by Prof. Cal June 5, 2019

Funny Valentine

the 23rd president of the united states that did absolutely nothing wrong

"funny valentine did nothing wrong" - everybody

by the letter 4 January 27, 2020

Valentino

This particular type of guy is a loving, respectable, caring and outgoing one...but once in bed, he is a beast and is very attractive, but loyal; will also kick your ass if you fuck with him.

"dude, that Valentino guy is a beast".
"ya, totally..i wish i had that name".

by bd457 July 15, 2010

valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

by Xyrena June 13, 2007

Alliance of Valiant Arms

A first person shooter (fps) by Ijji, who have released other games such as "Genesis", and "Huxley" (requires subscription).

It's free and fun, containing many modes and guns (though some use a gambling lottery system to receive them. The game has some hackers, but not as much as many of the other fps that can be found (such as Combat Arms).

Tom: Hey Joe whatcha playin' there?
Joe: Oh, its called Alliance of Valiant Arms. Wanna see?
Tom: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U NUBCAKE COMBAT ARMS FTWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Joe:Fine, go play FaggotArms

by TheRevealeroftheTruth July 20, 2011