bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

slick as vaseline

What Slick Rick is, he's shy as well due to his eye injury

Slick Rick has worn an eyepatch since he was a baby, he's shy, and he's slick as vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023

Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009

vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.
Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation today was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by K3RM February 27, 2008

</vaseline>

A common script used when a forum or IRC user wishes to notify other members that he is about to lubricate his penus and solo a sexual act.

<12:34> John: Dude I just fuckin' got onto 12chan via my work pc. Proxy'd nigga?
<12:35> Harry: FUCKIN' </vaseline></vaseline></vaseline>

by John Belldom April 29, 2008

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

vaseline

vaseline is a word that was once used in tge chappeles show
and now is a popular word used in almost every sentence in the 'sco
see also
1.- jizz
2.- shaving cream
3.- glop of lotion on cecil's head

HAAAA THATS SUM VASELINE SHIT!! HELL YEA!!!
O EM BIADS didnt mean to put all that vaseline on your head cecil

by Joseph Guadarrama April 29, 2006